#7-- Farouche

Farouche


Yeah ... this is an uncommon word . And it's also a bit slang inclined  as you can easily piss people off by using this at their flat face ( provided they know the meaning:P) . No... you guesses it wrong .... it has nothing obscene (or porn :P) .
 Before I elaborate ... lets look at its pronunciation which is "fu-roosh".... don't get it wrong !!

Dictionary meaning (adjective) --  Sullen, shy;  lacking social skills
Example sentence -- I don't think you will be able to  impress that pretty girl with your farouche behavior. (actually I have my eye one her :P)

Fun description -- Well.. its kinda not-so-slang-but-solves-my-purpose type of word. You can use it in a variety of ways like I do to piss people off :P 
1. Hey.. actually you are too farouche to talk to .. and I would rather prefer refreshing my facebook page again and again than watching your farouche face.
2. What the hell .. no one wrote on my wall till now ?? Is it face book or farouche book ??
3. If someone can get my farouche friend to disco tonight ... I will make a permanent tattoo of his/her name in my back !! 
4. You and and your girlfreind are made for each other ... you both are equally farouche :P


P.S. -- Now I am too farouche to write about farouche anymore .... now it's time for you to remember this word and make use of it :)

#6 -- Ennui

Ennui


Here comes a word which you can use as a substitute for a lovely word called "boredom" . Oh !! sweet boredom :D !! Yes, its a tribute to all jobless people out there suffering this deadly or lovely disease.
 Okay.. so lets dissect its pronunciation a little bit which goes like "aan-wee" ... a bit different from the way it is spelled ... so it is better to get it right .

Dictionary meaning (noun) -- The feeling of being bored by something tedious
Example sentence -- The guy is getting me into perpetual ennui with his stupid speech about his maternal uncle.

Fun description -- First of all I declare that I love jobless people because they are there when you want them and they are there even when you don't want them transmitting that sweet contagious disease "ennui" !! 
Just remember some small anecdotes that caused you to dive into that deadly state of ennui... if you can't then I may aid you :
1. Your blabbering network-business neighbor man (now you remember :P) ... Holy shit .. you don't wanna get into that network-business but that guy with his lovely unconditionally boring network business talks puts you into eternal ennui.
2. Oh ... How can you forget that private tuition of calculus that you used to take !! Man ... once you almost dropped yourself from your chair and broke your arm when your tutor was speaking alien. [ Result of deadly ennui]
3. And how can you forget that uncle ... I mean that ubiquitous uncle of yours who just won't let you go until you finish telling your whole boarding school routine in detail pushing you towards unbearable ennui. 


Ya.... just keep trying like this and you will find lots !! 


P.S.- Whenever you find "boredom" as boring ... don't forget to use "ennui" instead of it !!:)

#5-- Paranoia

Paranoia


This word is not that uncommon.. well... rather pretty common and pretty grave too. Ya, I know that you know. And here you will see how this word makes grave fun . Well ... (though you know ) still for clarification lets put put forward its pronunciation which goes like per-u'-noy-a !!

Dictionary meaning (noun) -- A psychological disorder characterized by delusions of persecution
Example sentence -- Is it only my goddamn paranoia or they are really conspiring to kill me ??

Fun description -- Hey watch out because I am conspiring with this blogpost against you and you will get a deadly virus directly to your laptop while you  read this ... disrupting your system and puttimg you in eternal misery from where only God can save .... Wait !! may be God is also conspiring with me against you and won't really help !! 
And that's what a paranoiac (a person having paranoia) will think while reading this . ( what ?? you too ??? ::D) 
Now apart from reading my post and shuddering in fear I list three more paranoiac fun : -
1. A paranoiac is hungry and you offer him/her a piece of cake and then paranoiac says "hey i guess i would rather die starved than take that cake from you and do the same "
2. A person having paranoia is lost and you offer him a drive back home then paranoiac mind says "I don't wanna lose all my bank balance so soon .... No... i wont let you kidnap me "
3. And lastly you invite a paranoiac friend for a dinner party and you may take it for granted that your friend would never arrive for obvious reasons !! :D


P.S. - If  you have come so long and reading the last line of this post then I assure you that you are not a paranoiac :)