Paranoia
This word is not that uncommon.. well... rather pretty common and pretty grave too. Ya, I know that you know. And here you will see how this word makes grave fun . Well ... (though you know ) still for clarification lets put put forward its pronunciation which goes like per-u'-noy-a !!
Dictionary meaning (noun) -- A psychological disorder characterized by delusions of persecution
Example sentence -- Is it only my goddamn paranoia or they are really conspiring to kill me ??
Fun description -- Hey watch out because I am conspiring with this blogpost against you and you will get a deadly virus directly to your laptop while you read this ... disrupting your system and puttimg you in eternal misery from where only God can save .... Wait !! may be God is also conspiring with me against you and won't really help !!
And that's what a paranoiac (a person having paranoia) will think while reading this . ( what ?? you too ??? ::D)
Now apart from reading my post and shuddering in fear I list three more paranoiac fun : -
1. A paranoiac is hungry and you offer him/her a piece of cake and then paranoiac says "hey i guess i would rather die starved than take that cake from you and do the same "
2. A person having paranoia is lost and you offer him a drive back home then paranoiac mind says "I don't wanna lose all my bank balance so soon .... No... i wont let you kidnap me "
3. And lastly you invite a paranoiac friend for a dinner party and you may take it for granted that your friend would never arrive for obvious reasons !! :D
P.S. - If you have come so long and reading the last line of this post then I assure you that you are not a paranoiac :)
