Ennui
Here comes a word which you can use as a substitute for a lovely word called "boredom" . Oh !! sweet boredom :D !! Yes, its a tribute to all jobless people out there suffering this deadly or lovely disease.
Okay.. so lets dissect its pronunciation a little bit which goes like "aan-wee" ... a bit different from the way it is spelled ... so it is better to get it right .
Dictionary meaning (noun) -- The feeling of being bored by something tedious
Example sentence -- The guy is getting me into perpetual ennui with his stupid speech about his maternal uncle.
Fun description -- First of all I declare that I love jobless people because they are there when you want them and they are there even when you don't want them transmitting that sweet contagious disease "ennui" !!
Just remember some small anecdotes that caused you to dive into that deadly state of ennui... if you can't then I may aid you :
1. Your blabbering network-business neighbor man (now you remember :P) ... Holy shit .. you don't wanna get into that network-business but that guy with his lovely unconditionally boring network business talks puts you into eternal ennui.
2. Oh ... How can you forget that private tuition of calculus that you used to take !! Man ... once you almost dropped yourself from your chair and broke your arm when your tutor was speaking alien. [ Result of deadly ennui]
3. And how can you forget that uncle ... I mean that ubiquitous uncle of yours who just won't let you go until you finish telling your whole boarding school routine in detail pushing you towards unbearable ennui.
Ya.... just keep trying like this and you will find lots !!
P.S.- Whenever you find "boredom" as boring ... don't forget to use "ennui" instead of it !!:)
