Saturday, December 25, 2010

#13-- Christmas-tree

Christmas-tree


First of all , Merry Christmas to all of my readers. Hope you had a great day and munched lots of cookies and increased that extra kilogram that you were trying to shed for long !! Alright... so as it is Christmas time so lets talk about this very special and funny word (ya..the hyphen makes it a single word) today . Now talking about the derivation of this word is tough as its not that clear either till now and there are various opinions so just skip it and obviously we don't need any pronunciation kit today because it's so obviously obvious.


Dictionary meaning (verb) -- To fill in answers to test questions you don't know randomly, as though adding ornaments to a Christmas tree.
Example sentence --- You must study well and shouldn't christmas-tree your upcoming chemistry exam !!

Fun description -- Wish I could just christmas-tree and pass every exam but alas :(  !! Anyways... lets not talk about me but talk about the ways we can fun use this awesome word. Well, this is the right word to insult your class topper who despite of getting 94.5% percent marks roams around giving that constipated look because he couldn't get that point five percent extra. Let me tell you what to do ... just go over to him and say -- " Man, you just do christmas-tree in every exam and bag the highest marks, I wish I were as lucky as you are" and believe me his constipated look will now become a running-stomach look that you don't wanna forget. So, see how useful this word is. 
By the way ... let me tell you a fact .... we had that general knowledge test with multiple choice questions when I was in class nine ( ya... still so vivid) and there were 25 questions of which I knew only 3 and for the rest 22.. I did a blind christmas-tree. Result out.... (BOOM)... I got the highest !! What are you kidding me ?? NO... I am not !


P.S.-- Just remember my class nine g.k fluke and keep doing chistmas-tree .... believe me ... someday the world will be ours !! :) 

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